The Things I Learned in Paris
Don’t get clothes out of the window display or off the mannequins, not matter how cute the item of clothing is. The store employees don’t really like that…and they will probably yell at you in French and make you leave the store. (Yeah, that happened...a couple of times.)
If you’re traveling with Hillary, you have to make sure every restaurant you go to has a cheeseburger and fries on the menu.
Never eat at the same restaurant twice.
Make sure you smile big and make “pretty eyes” at every single cute French man you see. This kind of distracts from the “stupid American” concept. Plus, the recipients really get a kick out of it. (Andrea and I pretty much perfected this one…)
Make sure you know where you’re going (and how to pronounce it) before you get into a cab. The cabdrivers don’t have much patience, and the smile and “pretty eyes” doesn’t always work for them.
Eat appetizers (“entrees”), big main courses (“plats”) and dessert everywhere you go, and drink lots of wine. Why not?? Calories don’t count on vacation, and you’ll walk it off later anyway. (At least that’s what I kept telling myself.)
Try something new at every meal. Veal, rabbit, lamb, escargot, “oeuf,” tartare…it sounds scary, but it’s probably delish!!
Wear your new shoes before you leave to break them in. (This lesson could also be called, “Listen to your mom when she tells you break in a pair of shoes.”) Or, at the very least, bring band-aids with you and don’t assume that Paris will have the same thing you can buy. Because they won’t, and you’ll have blisters after day one.
Drink more water than you think you need, even though wine is way cheaper. I’ve had an “apple juice” situation for about 10 days, as opposed to “lemonade,” if you get my drift.
Plan and map out each day (at least for the touristy stuff). It is very helpful to know where you are going, with train to take, and what streets you need to look for. It saves so much time! Then again, if you have a day to wander around and just look at everything around you with no time schedule, that’s fabulous too. Just make sure you know how to get home…otherwise, you’ll end up wandering for two hours after midnight, just to take a cab two blocks to home.
Take lots and lots of pictures. And don’t delete any of them. (That was our rule.) Label them in order, and go back and write the name of the place or landmark in the pic as soon as you upload them; otherwise, you’ll forget what it was called.
Don’t take classes while on vacation.
Buy Rick Steve’s Paris (or as Andrea and I called it, “Slick Rick”) and read it before you go, or at the very least, each night on your trip to plan out what to do the next day. And bring Slick Rick with you on your adventures. He has awesome trips, tips, and tours that are literally written out down to the steps you take between each site.
Get up early at least a few days and go all over the place. It sucks to get up early, but it’s worth it to get a few full days of sights in. But also…
Stay out until 5am at least one night. You may feel gross the next day (holy headache), but the dancing is worth it!!
Learn some French before you go to Paris. Always messing up “hello” get kind of annoying, even with the big smile and “pretty eyes.” (More than once, Andrea would go up to someone we needed to ask something and say, “Merci!” To which they would look confused and reply questioning, “Bonjour?”) Oh, and Spanish? While it is a foreign language, it’s not French, and more people don’t get what you are trying to say.
Write it all down, so you will always remember what you did, what you saw, and how much you loved it!! J’aime Paris!!